Who's that knocking??

Ping! Pang Zing....CLANG!!

Damn!...thats those crazy Gallente gate guns again. It seems that the Gallente nation have a bit of a boner for me! It would also appear that some of it's citizens have inherited that boner.

Ok, lets stop this, I've never pirated anyone..., all I have done is whored my sole and whatever ship I had to the Caldari Navy, now every one has to earn an ISK? I'm basically a nice guy, just trying to make my way....

Crizzzzzzfrapp!! dangga dangga dangggaa...

'Who's that flashy red mo fo?' I pondered...
'Who cares'..I answered as the gate guns decided that his act of agression against me was indeed worth punishing...

The shields on 'The Mary Rose' easily absorbed his pitiful onslaught...but not five seconds past before my would be assailent hit the 'Adios Amigo' button and warped out.

'Interesting'I pondered as I carried on my journey to meet buddy in Hek.


Open>.Ship's Log

03/11/2008

This whole ugly thing, I kind of like it, I like the way people think I'm a gay looking evil buffoon.
If that means they take me for a fool then actually I'm happy about that.

My Doctor said I should address my ugly feelings, so I thought I'd air them in the ships log. That way if I get 'slotted' one day at least my close friends will understand my inner turmoil.

He mentioned I should address 'Ugly' and learn to love myself...
At this point I popped Mr. Maker out to fully explore his theory...the Dr. looked seriously surprised and decided to clarify his previous woefully inadequate suggestion...I popped Mr.M back in his house...

Anyway that was the end of that session for the day.

End>.Ships Log

New Arrival

As a Caldari male good looks were unlikely to befall me, it’s true and a fact we get used to at an early age. Conversely and by some devilish hand of genetics our women are universally acknowledged as ‘Fine ass foxes’
How cruel is that?
Image it if you dare…you’re so ugly that a rancid baboon’s arse has a better chance of getting a date…and the only women on your home planet can, and do, take the pick of the universes Hunkathon Generals!!
This my friends is why Caldari males grow up with a bitterly dry sense of humour and an inbuilt hatred of all you Hunkathon Generals out there in New Eden.

L.E